...It is estimated that one out of every one-hundred people in the United States is a homebrewer. I guess they said the same thing about some of the Hell's Angels, but those "one-percenters" were known for something very, very, very different.
So, the next time YOU think about crashing a plane into a building because you're angry with the IRS, consider doing something more productive with your time*.
*Unless you're a really crummy angry drunk. In that case, try a cool, refreshing Fresca. The bitter citrus flavor and bite of aspartame will melt your troubles away and calm your Type II Diabetes.
No kidding. The Irish and Germans can claim to come from countries filled with a bunch of crumby drunks, but here in America, were busting at the seams with a bunch of crumby sober people.
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